It actually happened to me!
Category: Ramblings, Rants
The day started out fine actually. I woke up around 2 in the afternoon (for which I had a totally justified reason for — I was up last night studying. Yes, that’s right. Studying) Well anyway, the whole process of getting up, breakfasting/lunching, talking to my cats (yes that’s crucial) and finally getting to my study center took 3 hrs, I was there by 5pm (when actually I’m supposed to be there by 2). But let’s just pretend that’s not an issue, hmm?
My mom makes some awesome coffee, really she does. She was even kind enough to give me a thermos full of it. *hugs mom* But little did I know that said thermos was devising an evil plot against me… I mean how hard can it be to drink from it right? Pop the cap, sip right? WRONG!!! I struggled with it for a good 15 mins wondering how the hell was I supposed to drink from it.. tactics ranging from screwing off the lid (didn’t work), shaking it, and finally knocking it against the desk. Frustrated, I simply put it to my mouth, tipped it over and.. *SPLASH*
Hot coffee and burnt lip. Can I say ouch? AHHHH Not only did I now I have coffee all over me but my nice dress was ruined. frown Ofcourse, being the smart, quick thinker I was, I acted like this happened all the time and simply carried on with my work, even though people started giving me weird looks. In the end, though, I trudged to the washroom to wash it off.. I smelt like coffee!! And no matter how awesome coffee smells, it was starting to give me a headache.
Of course, you’d think this is where it all ends right? Spilt coffee, wash up later? Nope, fate wouldn’t have it that way. Not only did the washroom NOT HAVE running water, but when I finally managed to find some, in my attempts to clean off the coffee stain, I drenched a wonderful portion of my dress.. that now appeared darker than the rest.
Don’t ask what happened next. Let’s just say that I decided to soak the rest of the dress so that it would at least LOOK like one solid color.
I could just end this here, but nooo there’s more that I have to rant about, trust me, its gonna take a while.
