Well, no wonder
Category: Humor, Photos
Yes, this whole time my eyeglasses has been sending discrete derogatory waves to my brain.
It explains everything.
Sometimes You Can’t Make It…
Category: Humor, Quizzes & Memes
This is a music meme, stolen from Tammy.
I started this for fun, but then it got creepy towards the end because it actually made some sense. Anyway, rules!
- Copy and paste the entire thing, but remove the music titles.
- Open your music player, add all your music files.
- Play your playlist at random and label each song as it comes.
» If someone says “is this okay?” you say,
Inside of You - Hoobastank (oh the perverseness…)
» How would you describe yourself?
Love Comes - The Posies (o_O I need to listen to this song…)
» What do you like in a guy/girl?
A Public Affair - Jessica Simpson (I really hope not)
» How do you feel today?
Licking Cream - Sevendust (LOL)
» What is your life’s purpose?
Enigma - Trapt
» What is your motto?
If I fall In love - J-shin (noo, now my secret’s out…!)
Xanga misses me
Category: Boredom, Humor
Something strange happened half an hour ago:
I cannot, for the life of me, remember ever creating a Xanga account. Judging by the username (that I refuse to share), it must have been years ago.
I have this funny pattern with online social applications. I will go ahead and create an account, add all of my friends, use all of the cool features that come with the account and then 2-3 months later, delete it. There’s something about having my profile details and photos on those networking sites that makes me feel uncomfortable (notice how it doesn’t bother me when it’s on my site). So Friendster, Bebo, Hi5 and Orkut have all been tried and bid farewell. Let’s see how long Facebook lasts.
Anyway. So, I reset my password to see what I had in there. And unsurprisingly, there was nothing. Zilch. I then proceeded to cancelling my account and then,
Quirky food associations
Category: Doodling, Humor, Oddity
You know those things that people say about food that make you rethink whether to eat them or not?
For example: Eating chocolates cause pimple/acne outbreaks (which by the way, is not true nor has it been proven to be; Acne does not depend on diet {or sex and/or exercise})
Despite that, every time I eat that piece of chocolate, I brace myself for that pimple that could appear the next day.
When I eat cheese or fatty foods like pizza, I actually have visions of little fat molecules going and clogging my arteries. Observe:
In reality, it really depends on what kind of fat is in the food; saturated & trans (the bad) vs. poly/mono unsaturated (the good). And they don’t… lounge around like that. This is what it really looks like.
When I eat those olives, which I happen to adore, I visualize them chasing off that fat and clearing up those arteries.
They don’t really do that either. 
They are healthy in the way that they help lower bad cholesterol though.
The same goes for other foods. Too much oily food brings on a headache that is sometimes temporarily cured by drinking water. Again, no sound reasoning, only that it “clears” it away for a while.
Before I get carried away, do you guys have weird food associations that go against (or with) logic and literature?